property of ferrets

ferrets will take ANYTHING. They will steal while your backs are turned. Or when right in front of your face. What is yours will be shared. One of my ferrets is so nutty and chews on phones, ipods, and anything that looks appetizing. Put a ferret in a blanket, and if they sleep, that blanket is so totally theirs now. If your ferret has serious stealing problems it is an easy problem fix, tie everything they can carry down ultra tight. Ferrets will love you no matter what though. But remember, they WILL use cuteness against you!

The ferret laws;

first blog ever! (Ferrets involved)

Fuzziness
When dealing with ferrets, remember, they will always use their cuteness to get what they want. Here we call them "fuzzbutts". They jump, lick, bite, and look cute. They are the ultimate weapon. Your enemies drop dead at their adorability.